Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.
“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
People in north end in red house 7th grade is all hoes!!! Idk y but they jus love when ppl call them that must be they name but they can break up and go out with another person the next day( cough cough a girl name jeryianetee or however tf u spell it)
Stop bein hoes north end middle school red house 7th grade
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eastern heights middle school in Elyria Ohio that was and still is ghetto. so much drama is in that ghetto ass school I can’t name everything lmao. that school is full of pick mes, nicotine fiends, furries, white people who wanna be black, and kids who got herpes. anyways, the kids that got herpes only got it because they like hitting peoples vapes (that’s how it spread), 40% of the 8th graders got it😭😭
I’m praying for the Elyria Highschool rn because they gonna be freshman next year💀 goodluck and moral of the story is- don’t have sex at a young age yall😂
eastern heights middle school is a herpes infested middle school in Elyria Ohio.
Abgs middle school is one of the most ghettoist middle schools out there, all of y’all know how to protect yo shi. Abgs middle school doesn’t give a fuck what you think, say something and they will jump you. They are so tuff, don’t mess with any of them because they’ll get on your case.
“Yo it’s those bitches from abgs middle school in Hempstead New York!!”
“Shit! Don’t fuck with them, they’ll run your 1s fast.”
a school that has ten fights per month at least
person:yo did you see that watkins middle school fight?
person 2:which one? there’s a lot
some shitty school with some afro mf as the lunch ap and fights like every week and have to wear clear backpacks for no reason
person:you go to watkins middle school?
person:yeah it sucks
This sentence summarizes why some teenage Starbucks girls go to school some days.
Rose: Ugh, Did you hear about brad... He's dating Emily now.
Evallyse: Ya ikr
Ryan: Can you guys stop with this middle school drama now? I'm just trying to learn.