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when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before
crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"
A pokemon tuber with a big no audience
Some one" hey you know deep pocket monster
Other one no.
Someone who habitually stores loose snacks or food in their pockets, like Doritos or candy, often for snacking later.
"I knew she was a Pocket Slob when I saw Dorito crumbs falling out of her jeans."
The act of shitting into another’s asshole and leaving it inside on their rectum.
Person 1: How did last night go with Stacy?
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket
This means whoever wrote this is a dumbass
Entry your pockets now.
Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.
After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.
The mexican version of Alabama hot pocket (i.e. shitting on a woman's vagina and having sex with it), but with additional hot sauce and tequila while the woman bites on a piece of lemon. It is very popular in Cuernavaca
"aaaaayyyy que rico, my boyfriend gave me a cuernavaca hot pocket."