A person who likes to suck long hairy cocks all the time and every day.
Ryan is the name given to super buff and fit kids who are godly at basketball.
Ryan is the greatest of all time.
A guy whose only purpose is to simp. He will simp, for ANYONE - he would even simp for a 60 year old history teacher whose dick sags to the floor. He acts like he gets the ladies but even the neighbourhood mole rats wouldn't suck on his dick.
person 1: yo man is that a freakishly tall rat?
Person 2: ew no its just a ryan
Ryan is the sexiest man in the world and he has powers to win everything he ever wants include girls named Kelly who actually want him so bad but they will never admit it because they play hard to get. He is also very talented with his willy and will destroy anything that he touches with it! At the end of the day you just can’t resist him otherwise he will hunt you down and kill you it’s that simple!
Ryan was so romantic last night he even picked my nose for me cause I had grease on my fingers from eating TPJ’s.
Ryan. A cool funny dude who always makes people laugh! Super tall and blonde and is really good at soccer. His friends thinks he's funny and his bestfriend Morgan loves him!
The best human ever 100% 10/10 and loves cats. Also name means little king