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When you please bae with a fucking moldy pickle and your bitch farts and the stench is so bad you won’t go near that cake for weeks.
“Hey you gonna bang Sara this week?” “Nah man she pickle bitch fart caked”
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The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.
My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.
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The visual result of what looks like 3 rolls when a a fuller figured mature woman wears a 1 piece swimsuit, i.e. a 3 tier wedding cake! Top roll: boobs, 2nd roll: waist, 3rd roll: belly.
I tried on a few swimsuits at Sears the other day, but I wound up looking like a 3 tier wedding cake!
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a bloody toe created in a battle of all epic battle fought at the end of the world where betsy blair guts cake fought benton oats and there was an explosion of sarcasm and all the worlds earthworms ate celery so all the celery eating bugs died and all the animals eating the bugs died and all the animals eat the animals that eat the bugs that eat the celery died and as their final words which were miraculously in english were: "Betsy Blair Guts Cake"
and all that was left of the entire world was a bloody mangled toe.
she stubbed her toe while doing something completely epic so her toe became Betsy Blair Guts Cake
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A term used to describe the friendship between four great friends as one.
the Vanilla,the Chocolate,the Icing,and the Candles.
"You can never seperate those four"
"It's because they love eachother like Fat kids love Cake!"
OMG WTF BBQ Y U STAB ME! "That is why they are known as the Four Lovers Cake"
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The act of a man having sex with a woman while she is performing a headstand. During this position his penis is inserted into her anus while the man defecates into her vagina.
This is difficult and will most likely cause his feces to enter the vagina while simultaneously dripping down her body and face like chocolate on a cake.
Last night at the orgy I saw someone doing the Upside Down Brown Cake so I played with myself performing a Sleeper Hold because it was so hot.
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Some say they're like cake on a stick digested by chocolate and vanilla pegasi of the gods, but many say they're like a delicious mouth-watering formula of cake, frosting, and SWEET STICKS!!
Sweet Sticks' Cake Pops!!
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