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Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.
Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.
When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.
The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!
A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy
John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
August 30th Slap ass day is a celebration of slapping someone’s ass
The actual Slap ass day is upon us so be carful.
Everyday, is SLAP KEELIE DAY! WOOP WOOP
"National Keelie Slap Day is forever, and ever!"
April 12th you can slap anyone on the ass and they cant get mad.
I can slap your as because april 12th is national slap ass day
NATIONAL SLAP ASS FRIDAY Is on every Friday girls and boys go around and slap as many asses as possible!!!
Boy: slap
Girls: why did u slap my ass
Boy: It’s NATIONAL SLAP ASS FRIDAY