On December 11 you must slap your friend that has straight As.
For a special best friend.
Slap your smart friend
If someone has the nickname of an animal, this is the year you slap 'em without permission poll
Slap Animal Name 2020
You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?
Matthew: “You’ve got to slap a cow to get a carrot! 🥕”
May 4th is National Slap Lincoln Day! Find a Lincoln and slap him!
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about national slap lincoln day?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class
Both guys: let's get em.
Pretty self explanatory. Slap your short Mexican friends. You get a free slap pass.
“Hey it’s November 1st, you know what that means”
“No but November?”
“No! It’s national slap a Mexican midget day!”
“Fuck you gerald”
Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.
Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.