loose change used for frivolous purposes.
monkey water is used for drinking, gambling, loose women, and the like.
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A saying said after โStop the capโ which means something is REALLY cap
BFF:You kissed my Girlfriend!
Me:Stop the cap!
BFF:Nah nah, I have proof!
Me:Must be photoshop because you have the whole water bottle!
A saying that means you screwed up.
Jared you took the corn out of the water to soon when you broke my tv.
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To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.
I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.
It's quick, It's easy and it's free.
Guy 1: Why would I be pouring river water in your socks?
Guy 2: It's quick, It's easy and it's free.
When you jack off for so long that your knees feel really weak and you can bearly stand
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When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.
Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.
Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.
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