You have the whole Water Bottle!

A saying said after ‘Stop the cap’ which means something is REALLY cap

BFF:You kissed my Girlfriend!

Me:Stop the cap!

BFF:Nah nah, I have proof!

Me:Must be photoshop because you have the whole water bottle!

Pouring river water in your socks

It's quick, It's easy and it's free.

Guy 1: Why would I be pouring river water in your socks?
Guy 2: It's quick, It's easy and it's free.

took the corn out of the water to soon

A saying that means you screwed up.

Jared you took the corn out of the water to soon when you broke my tv.

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Trying to get water out of a stone

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

my knees have turned to water

When you jack off for so long that your knees feel really weak and you can bearly stand

My knees have turned to water

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I broke your mom's water

When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.

Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.

Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.

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John Cenas Bath Water

Best account account in the IGWC ☝️😀. Also used as a code for sex!

Wanna John Cenas Bath Water tonight?

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