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Is the holy saviour of the hood and will punish all non-believers. He is worshiped via pouring orange juice over a white mans severed hand, then saying a prayer.
Therapist: Black Jesus isn't real dont worship him
Believer: No, Black Jesus is our saviour and you shall rot in the white man's hell!
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Man of few words. Great at basketball and athletics, gives his friends guidance and most importantly gets all the butches with his non-ashy skin
Black Jesus bagged that redbone, she a snack
A reference to the crown season 2, episode 6, vergangenhiet.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.
person 1: yo, my sister just gave me $200
person 2: she deserves a gold star from jesus
Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees
Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!
When you wake up at 3 in the afternoon and need a beer.
Jesus it’s early, lys, get me a beer!
Description for some bomb ass weed that has you seeing the Matrix...
'Chilling at home, playing Borderlands, stoned off my ass on that Green Jesus...'