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d topping

something you do with your boy fick on top yaknow what im sayin?

"jimmy and bob were totally d topping last night!"

by hiya sisters March 29, 2018


I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 2, 2023


Space Top

The very best feeling in the world, only given by the most hydrated of thots. The first of mankind to receive such an honor would be the big man himself Joe Urban. space top is not within description the closest you can get it 2 words. Joseph Urban.

"Man i wish i could get me some space top."
*gets slapped*
Person that actually has a brain: " Are you fucking stupid? Only one man ever can achieve that, Joe."

by WannabeJoeU1day December 10, 2019


Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 10, 2018


Dimension top

When you get such good head that you get sent into a different dimension.

Yo bro your mum gave me dimension top this morning, I just got back.

by datPussyHalaal June 9, 2021


cold top

When a person sucks on ice just before giving head.

Shit dude! My girlfriend gave me some cold top last night too! I'm still not sure how I feel about it...

by Omnipresent Sentinel January 20, 2016


Top Long

When a filthy whore in the tri-state area (Mostly Atlantic city and surrounding towns) gives you a fat sloppy slippery BJ for a long long time or at least until she chokes or passes out from lack of oxygen to her brain.

Ayo my nigga, remeber dat stanky hoe from last night at Duck Town she dun gave me top long behind the dumpster

by ACTrash69 November 11, 2021