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A Parkour move invented by Daniel Aroyo consiting first of a Reverse Kong vault followed immidiately by a cast away backflip, making the user land backwards as he/she finishes the vault flip.
Dude, did you see the U.P.C. on mtv last night?
Nah what'd i miss?
Daniel Aroyo did a big ass Cast Bomb off a 20 foot balcony.
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A typical threat that occurs throughout the year at Hempfield Highschool; some little freshman asshole makes this threat and thinks he/she doing a favor for everybody in the school there; Typically, one will enter the bathroom, and write it down for someone to see. Or other scenario, some group of assholes will be joking about blowing the school up in the halls, and someone will call the safe school hotline and cry about their life possibly ending. The school then evacutes, and smart idea, puts everyone under the bleachers . . the mostly likely place a bomb would be put.
" Hey Derek, did you hear about the Hempfield Bomb Threat? "
"Blowing up the school? That's old news."
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Taking a dump. A reference to Japan bombing Pearl Harbor for you who are still taught that in school. Lots of splashing and sinking of debris usually involved.
Wow, i just came from Timmy's house and after Bombing the porcelain harbor, I'm pretty sure they will retaliate.
A disgusting fart unleashed shortly after eating mexican food, specifically refried beans.
"Get the hell away from me. I'm about to drop a Latin stink bomb."
The act of taking a dump inside of a car.
When I saw that decrepit geezer rolling across the parking lot laughing devilishly, I realized that parking in the handicap spot with my windows down had caused me to become a victim of the dreaded Cincinnati Car Bomb.
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Juicy pollen pollen like goodness
Yo, biatch fizzle on my love bomb, this octopus is da balla
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Get your significant other in the yoga position, 'Downward Facing Dog', while you are standing up, grab her thighs to where they are now up by your hips, and she is on her hands facing down, similar to a handstand, rest your male member on the rim of her anus and pull up on her thighs as you thrust downward (extremely hard), forcing an air pocket into her rectum, which when done correctly will produce an immediate, thunderous release sounding much like a bomb.
Hey man, why did you and your girlfriend break up?" ..."Well, I gave her the Vertical Salami Bomb last night." ..."ouch
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