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Question 2 in The Impossible Quiz which is a wordplay.
The answer is "no but a tin can" (C) because the question doesn't mean a matchbox, but it asks if a MATCH CAN DO BOXING, and the answer is "no but a tin can" because it also doesn't mean a tin can but instead, it means that a TIN CAN DO BOXING.
Can a match box?
A. Yes
B. No
C. No, but a tin can
D. Yes, one beat Mike Tyson
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When a lunch box is stolen, the contents are eaten by the thief and replaced by him or her taking a nice warm shit inside the box. The lunch box is then returned to the owner for a nice lunch time suprise.
Little Billy was starving when he got home from school because someone gave him a dirty lunch box.
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When a woman, defying all possible logic, has sex with a man from behind.
Terrance: So uh, Trixie gave me a bohemian jack in the box last night.
Monty: *confused gaze* Is.. is that even possible?
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aka Muay Thai. Kickboxing from Thailand. Not only kicks and punches, but knees, elbows and headbutts are also allowed.
Thailand used to be called Siam, as in Siamese cat. When you first take Thai Kick Boxing, you are taught to say "I love Siam" in Thai, which is "Wata Na Siam".
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Localized Bathurstian-Australian slang for sex, commonly used in a group of young men to inform them of ones intentions for upcoming sexual conquests.
" boyz im about off to Slay some box"
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When having sexual intercourse with a woman and you come upon climax; instead of pulling out and shooting your wad in her face or guts, you shoot your load on the inside ie. "dumping in the box."
Cody: dude, i boned that blonde chick that works at the customer service desk.
Geoff: Did you pull out?
Cody: hell no bro i dumped in her box!!
Geoff: Fuckin sweet dude i'll take your sloppy seconds.
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A term used to denote irrational and daft behaviour in someone not noted to be the most level-headed person in normal circumstances anyway.
As in "that Jacko...he's as silly as a box of bollocks".
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