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When you lay on your back with all fours in the air.When you just feel like giving up.
All these friends posting Florida pics .I just have to assume dead dog yoga pose because I am not there too.
Dead good jewellery - jewellery made from insects, roadkill and other flora and fauna. Its dead, but its good. Dead good that
oh wow that necklace is dead good ! is it made by dead good jewellery?
That thing that will remind you of KSI's hairline everytime you look at it.
guy1: What does this dead rat remind you of?
guy2: KSI's hairline. Why?
guy1: Cause thats what i was thinking
A medium-sized, long-tailed rodent with no pulse and a low body temperature.
"I jumped on my pet rat, now it's a dead rat"
When you and your partner get on the top bunk of a bunk bead with rails and the receiving partner assumes doggy style and the delivering partner does a handstand and leans the package into the desired hole while convulsing and making horse noises
"Omg. Becky, kyle and I did the Unside-down dead unicorn last night on the top bunk and it rocked my world"
When you can tell that someone’s mom is dead because yours is also dead.
Your mom is dead? Me too! I had a feeling, my dead mommeter was going crazy.