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A dick that is extremely small in size. Can be shortened to only use chiclet in conversation.
“So, how was last night?”
“Not so great... he had a chiclet dick.”
Or
“Not so great... he had a chiclet.”
An absolutely absurd action or relapse in judgment by someone or a group of people collectively.
Treyjon is such a clown dick, that dude could fuck up an ice cream cone.
When you are too drunk too fuck. In other words, when you drink so much that you are unable to achieve and/or maintain an erection.
Man, I picked up this super hot chick in a bar last night; but when we got back to my place, I had Judas's Dick!
When a person sleeps with a new guy to "erase" a fuckboi they've developed a crush on
Sam, I slept with Country John last night to dick erase Original John. I feel so much better/worse!
When you stick your Dick into a coconut to get it flavored for a blowjob
Hey John can you do the Coco Dick thing I really love the taste and I need more and while you’re at it might as well nut in it!
Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.
Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"
Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."