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Dick Emberged

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.

by Dan Ware December 25, 2017


dick runkle

When your dick twitches unnaturally and it curls up like it's scared.

Watch my dick runkle!

by Jack Jim Jones July 26, 2009


MARIUS DICK

MARIUS DICK IS THE BEST FUCKING DICK A GIRL CAN GET

"YEAH ID FRICK A CREEPER WITH MARIUS DICK

by JOHNLARS September 23, 2019


Dave-dick

When you lay such bad pipe that you fuck a girl back into a relationship that she recently ended

Ethan: Hey Tommy, how did it go with Karen last night?

Tommy: Got laid, but definitely gave her that Dave-dick

Ethan: No way - so now she’s back with Eric?

Tommy: Yes

by EAG123 November 25, 2018


dick muncher

A person who is such a dick that they might as well have one in their mouth.

John, don't be such a dick muncher.

by Eko-v-3.0 January 09, 2020


Jingle Dick

ADJ.
A little dick with big testicles

You a stupid Jingle Dick

by Hipster_boy January 05, 2015


Hug a dick

A more extreme way to tell someone that you are not interested in doing something. Also similar to telling someone to "piss off".

There is no way that I'm going to do that. You can tell him to go hug a dick.

by Whereismoose August 26, 2016