I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.
When your dick twitches unnaturally and it curls up like it's scared.
MARIUS DICK IS THE BEST FUCKING DICK A GIRL CAN GET
"YEAH ID FRICK A CREEPER WITH MARIUS DICK
When you lay such bad pipe that you fuck a girl back into a relationship that she recently ended
Ethan: Hey Tommy, how did it go with Karen last night?
Tommy: Got laid, but definitely gave her that Dave-dick
Ethan: No way - so now she’s back with Eric?
Tommy: Yes
A person who is such a dick that they might as well have one in their mouth.
John, don't be such a dick muncher.
ADJ.
A little dick with big testicles
You a stupid Jingle Dick
A more extreme way to tell someone that you are not interested in doing something. Also similar to telling someone to "piss off".
There is no way that I'm going to do that. You can tell him to go hug a dick.