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A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.
"Hey dude, that guy isn't a normal douche, he is the king douche!"
One who Is the essence of epic lamesauce and uber douche-ness. A person that would give anything just to be a asshole
Taking his load of babies straight to the cervix and then leaking it all out while getting your daily dose of protien
I got my protien douche this morning. Shawn really knows how to shove it in...
one who is currently acting douchy, but isn't really a fulltime douchebag. his douchiness is transient.
1)Danny: Zach, stop fucking talking to me.
Nick: Danny, cut it out you douche tannel.
When you’re drinking milk, you laugh and then it comes out your nose.
Last night Ried milk douched 2 times.
The time of night that it becomes douchey to continue wearing sunglasses.
Dude, you're still wearing sunglasses and it's after douche pm.
So? The ladies love it...