The "trail" someone leaves behind as they comment, like, or chat to you about as they scout/stalk your Facebook page. Sometimes, if lucky, you can see the trail navigate through different albums/time periods of your posts and pictures.
John: Hey dude like this pic!
Gary: Thanks man.
5 minutes later- John liked your comment
Gary: Hmmmmm
5 minutes later: John liked your picture
Gary: WTF! Doesn't he know he's leaving a facebook trail?
The reason for the Facebook purge it "You can't handle the truth"
Col. Nathan R. Jessep
Describes something the Facebook Tard would do.
Suzie just posted the same thing five different times.
Man, she is Facebook Tardilicious!
When somebody looking over your shoulder tells you to post something on somebody's Facebook page, when you have no desire to leave a message for that person.
Girlfriend: "Hey! Post Happy Birthday" on your nephews Facebook page !"
Me: "I don't even know him. He is my sister's son."
Girlfriend: "Just do it !"
Me: "Yes, m'am-you are a Facebook Proxy."
If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.
She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.
Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.
Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.
Someone who poaches your wall/friends list and adds people from yours.
Person 1: Hello how're you ? :)
Person 2: Abit agrivated really just found out one of my friends is a facebook poacher.
Person 1: Ooh i hate that its so annoying.