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Luke Skywalker was one of the best and gifted of all Jedi Knights. As the only son, of "The Chosen One", Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, he was literally the Resurrection and "Second Coming of the Jedi. He was the founder of the New Jedi Order, thus, becoming the first Jedi Grand Master since Yoda. Since he did all of these remarkable things, he is known in the Star Wars geek community as Jedi Jesus.
Rey:"You knew Luke Skywalker?!"
Han Solo: "Yep" Jedi Jesus was a good friend of mine."
The action hero side of Jesus.
"Action Jesus just save a baby from a crocodile and a flaming puppy, all with his handgun"
"John Mclane<Action Jesus
An expression of deep anxiety and dissatisfaction with a situation.
Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.
You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
cocky boy: “ilysm”
nerdy girl: “BOOB”
cocky boy: “you suck you just scared the ba-jesus out of me”
The perfect synonym for Christianity
In a sentence:
man this makes me want to quit The Jesus fandom
Example:
Bob: hey thought you were going to church
Chad: nah i quit that fandom a long time ago
Someone who is very much under in influence/ very high
Our man really is Talkin to Jesus right now.