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You’re 5
Kid: FORTNITE IS MY LIFE
Person: Does your mum know your here?
Cody junior aka C TO THE MOTHA FUCKIN J, thug life Cj, Cj raisin, Cj lemon, christopher Joseph. He loves his gta and Pepsi.
guy 1: yooo I found a Pepsi.
Guy 2: wait that’s Thug Life CJs Pepsi!!!
Guy 1: shit I drank it!!! What do I do?
Guy 2: you must 1v1 him in gta now.
Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOO!
One who is living with a gypsy soul and willing to go where the wind blows them for however long it lasts. Able and willing to relocate and live in any city on demand and assimilate to the local culture quickly.
Her pop up life took her to 4 cities in 3 years. When people asked her where she lived she couldn't answer the question with certainty.
Have you seen James Nightingale's Life? Its really funny!
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Stephen’s way of life is...
•agree with nothing Daniel says
•only agree with Hosuh and Jay
•Be a psychopath and murder everything and everyone
•make slight flirts toward Hosuh and let no one else flirt with Hosuh
•win at everything.
Hey imma do Stephen’s way of life.
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The period of life during the mid-20s when you realise you've not nearly accomplished as many things as you had expected by now due to changed demographics between your parent's time.
Examples include:
Struggling to find a job due to lack of experience.
Single and still ready to mingle.
University debt hanging over you.
Living at home unable to even dream about getting on the property ladder.
Realising you don't have enough time to enjoy any money you do have.
Starting to get wrinkles/grey hair/balding.
Realising adulthood isn't all its cracked up to be.
A transitional time between the fun of the late teens and the responsibility of adulthood.
Q: Why do you look so depressed?
A: I'm having a Quarter Life Crisis!!
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When someone pisses you off, you tell them "Shit on you life"
MAn fuck you, Shit on yo life!
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