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In the heat of an argument you react explosively!
Gloria: "your mother wears Army Boots"
Peter: "X!!@¥©... :( ...!!
Psychologist: "fight fire with gasoline"
loosely coined from DB's album Let's Dance "Cat People"
from femaleUudderrencce
For the people who lost everything or about to lose everything, the last thing they want to hear about is more about how this other person was a fire sign person and that explains why they're not dependable or trustworthy.
For some reason (no good reason), you have to be patient and understanding about this person fucking with your life, he/she is just doing it because he/she is a fire sign person.
Someone who wants everybody else to be mad when they're mad, they dont ever want to be the one everybody is angry with. As long as its somebody else, they want everybody to be mad at somebody.
The guy/girl was a fire sign person who loved to put a shitload of pressure on somebody else when it didn't matter, but didn't want any put on themselves by anybody else, that way he/she didn't have to ever be dependable to anyone, or accountable for anything.
When your friend uses a CPAP and is passed out you unplug there hose from the machine and stick the hose inbetween your ass cheeks and fart
Jake wouldn’t wake up so I went in his room and gave him a Fire Pal J. He woke right up. I don’t think he over sleep again
When a 6’7 samoan girl is pegging you for at least 10 hours and then when she pulls out, a a combination full of shit and blood comes pouring out of your ass.
Landon: Yeah bro, this humongous whale of a bitch gave me a samoan swamp fire!
The act of eating a very hot pepper (eg Carolina reaper or trinidad moruga scorpion) and feeling
the burn on both rings (eg sphinter and lips) and having your partner give a rimjob afterwards
Man#1 holy crap did you hear that Josh gave his partner the rings of fire?
Man #2 dude thats hot
When your penis explodes uncontrollably when touched by others
Hey dude I totally Fire hydranted today"