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Poop-ortunity

The moment you find the only gas station or indoor toilet for the next 50 miles and sieze opportunity to poop.

Husband: STOP right there at that filling station!! I need to take this poop-ortunity, I've been prarie doggin for the past 10 miles!

Wife: Cut it off at 30 minutes!... and WHO says 'filling station' anyway?!

by tootymcfruggle March 13, 2009

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shoot the poop

when someone gives you the bird/middle finger you open the window and poop and then throw it at the offender right in there face if the window is open

i gave someone the shoot the poop

by gangster time April 7, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Floppy Poop

My character's name on Halo!

Floppy Poop stop pooping

by Mark November 14, 2003

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Poop Snitch

Danny aka doug

Dan is such a poop snitch, hes always touching my dick.

by D.o.u.double g March 7, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


ze poops

name for someone you love!

i love you ze poops!

by lakea February 17, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop toss

A pointless argument between idiots.

There's always a poop toss when politics end up on Facebook.

by Butthandler October 1, 2015

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Poop Smeller

A poop smeller is a new parent. So called because of the manor in which they check to see if there is a dirty diaper. They hold the baby up and smell at the diaper. If it is full of poop, the parent smelling is a poop smeller.

Your a poop smeller.

by DonnyR September 18, 2014

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