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The whole month of November 2019 is just like slap ass month but two hands must be used to slap the ass
Roadman: "Rah swear down it's Double Slap Ass Month why you so pissed"
Bad B: "Immature"
Roadman: "Must be on the blob"
Pretty self explanatory. Slap your short Mexican friends. You get a free slap pass.
“Hey it’s November 1st, you know what that means”
“No but November?”
“No! It’s national slap a Mexican midget day!”
“Fuck you gerald”
Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.
Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.
Listen up assholes. Gonna be in town mid May. Available to deliver bitch slaps Toronto style to the highest bidder!
Nobody does a Toronto style bitch slap like Gary does
When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.
The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!
A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy
John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
August 30th Slap ass day is a celebration of slapping someone’s ass
The actual Slap ass day is upon us so be carful.