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A very odd Chihuahua who looks like she’s got a few screws loose. Commonly known for her distinct look of squint eyes, falling around like she’s drunk, her few teeth she has and her massive tongue always hanging out. Often found in Holly’s bed being squashed at night
Oh look there’s that rat on legs peaches for cream
When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake
The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
When it looks like bird poo.
Gone off sun cream tastes like bird poo.
The moment euphoria pushes you to an out of this world, into the stars experience
Jes saw Timmy and immediately had a creamed twinkle
When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...
Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !
The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole
Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"
Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"