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shit my tits

1. A phrase shouted, generally in anger and most often while playing COD, to express displeasure.

"Dude that was a fucking incredible headshot!"
"SHIT MY TITS"

by DeMeisterJew June 23, 2009

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sucking on the tit of life

Living Life To The Fullest

To Get Some Huge Tits In Bed

"Man, life is great, I'm sucking on the tit of life!"

"Wow, I was with Marissa last night sucking on the tit(s) of life."

by -=+ n4s +=- | I'm Ecstatic! June 28, 2006

31๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


droopy nigger tits

big ass drooping black tits. that are gross as shit. and nipples the size of trash can lids.

Dude did you actually motorboat those droopy nigger tits.
OMG!! you could tie those droopy nigger tits around your dick!!!

by Eric Seitz April 21, 2008

92๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Calm your tits

Calm down

"Calm your tits, I didn't steal your snickers! "

by Suburbanz71 February 24, 2018

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Sugar Tits

Girls only have tits because they are full of sugar (fat)

Wassup sugar tits

by Lados Oner January 28, 2015

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Pussy Tassle Tits

When a girl has here tits percied and ahe has two chains running to her clit ring

Andrew Davis has Pussy Tassle Tits

by Pico April 9, 2003

36๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tit to Tummy Rule

This is a relative guideline when judging whether or not a woman is fat. If her belly sticks out further than her tits, she's fat. But if her tits go out further than her belly, she's not.

Working example of Tit to Tummy Rule:

A woman with "A" cup sized breasts and a mild fat over pussy area (FOPA) can be considered fat, while one "C" or "D" cup with the same FOPA wouldn't be. Breast implants are highly encouraged to reduce the amount of fat bitches in the world.

by Cursed Irishman April 30, 2009

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