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A death slap is were you catch someone unexpectedly and slap them so hard in the ear and side of the head it kills them of fucks them up permanently.
So this dude sucked me off and stole my wallet so I snuck up on him in the gay bar and death slapped him. He’s now def with no equilibrium.
A homeless man and a homeless women are both in a dumpster having sex all over the place, the stench and bodily ejaculants cause for a death trap called the Oklahoma death trap.
Did you walk by that Perkins restaurant on 6th street? Two homeless people are Oklahoma death trapping the hell out of that dumpster.
When you put four fingers in a woman’s pussy and your thumb up her ass.
I sent her straight to nirvana with that five finger death punch.
When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.
Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death
bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do
death bubba is hybrid breed of weed, it is made of 70% indica and 30% sativa. death bubba often gives you the best kind of high ; happy then out like a light
J: bro what kind of kush is this? I feel so relaxed!
H: death bubba, the best kind