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Final Fantasy XIII-2 is a role-playing video game developed and published by Square Enix for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. Released in 2011 in Japan and 2012 in North America and PAL regions, it is a direct sequel to the 2009 role-playing game Final Fantasy XIII and is part of the Fabula Nova Crystallis subseries.
Make loads of money betting on chocobos in final fantasy xiii-2.
It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.
At a sales presentation:
"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."
"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)
"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)
Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.
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A phrase comedian Dimitri Martin said in "These Are Jokes." Ever since then, fans have been writing this on bathroom stalls and park benches across America.
Dimitri: "Graffiti's the most passionate literature there is, you
know? It's always like 'Bush sucks!' … 'U2 Rocks!' … I want to make indifferent graffiti. 'Toy Story 2 was okay!'
Fans: I'm going to write that everywhere!
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Very likely the best team-based first-person shooter currently on the market.
Bad Company 2 incorporates highly destructible environments, four-man squads as part of the overall team (as in real warfare), and realistic effects such as bullets taking time to reach their targets due to distance and bullet drop due to gravity (which makes sniping a bit difficult, but more skillful and tactical than that retarded quickscoping nonsense).
Set in the near future with an array of modern weaponry to choose from, players have access to four "kits," which include: Assault, Medic, Engineer, and Recon.
With very large maps and the option to engage in vehicular combat, players cannot adhere to a single style of play, whether they like it or not. Despite this reality, players still like to use the Medic kit because you don't have to reload as often with an LMG; and they still use the Recon kit because sniping doesn't require too much effort on their part.
Person 1: Hey! Do ya wanna play some MW2?
Person 2: Modern Warfail 2? Pssh! I'm gonna go play Battlefield Bad Company 2 where you need skill and teamwork in order to win.
Person 1: LOLWTFZOMGBBQ!?!!? CAMPERBITCHFUCKFACECAMPERHAXSIMPLEFACTCAMPERCAMPERCAMPERNOOBSCRUBALICOUSASDFASDFASDFASSDFASDFASDF
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A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.
"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"
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An awesome pc game, great online.
You look real tired man.
I know, i was up all night playing avp2.
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A power metal parody song made by user Samhain from the GameFAQs Metal Board.
Froooost Sword
Of Attack +2!
Decapitating enemies
Is all that I do!
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