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Porsche douche

Drives a Porsche, Typically a Boxter or 911. Tells everyone about his Porsche. Usually wears Porsche clothing. Buys cheapest Porsche possible to seem rich. Thinks about how incredible he is every day to keep his ego high. Very successful with women unless named Tyler.

Did you see that guy in the 911? total Porsche Douche!

That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.

by America rocket ship cow boy January 25, 2022


Dingle-douche

Another word for dumbass.

Dude quit being a dingle-douche and come on.

by thatoneguy375 March 26, 2013


dingal douch

When you poop your pants and don't feel it and it drys.

He had a dingal douch and didn't find out till we got to the movies.

by andrew r bryant April 15, 2008


Douche Child

Maturity level of Ex-husband

He is such a douche child !

by KayChas January 23, 2019


Douche Mobile

A douchebag capable of moving or being moved readily when the right girl catches his eye, or opens the conversation with I’m here on business, but I have homes in Dallas, New York, and LA.

A douche mobile is approaching our table.

by Peaceloveunity September 16, 2018


Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

by Leyulf October 1, 2013


douche-pickle

A mean spirited person.

Usually directed at a cis gendered male.

He is such a douche-pickle.

When Johnny was saying disrespectful things about trans people he sounded like a real douche-pickle.

by Lily's Vocabulary July 31, 2022