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A sex act between two dudes wearing pants, where they insert their penises through each others' fly holes, and then reach down their own pants and jerk the other man to completion.
Yo, Jeff, did we do a Swedish Swap Meat last night? Cause my pants are full of your jizz. Go with Christ.
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A hairy vagina.
Jimmy's hands were cold, so he put them in Gam's furry meat pocket to keep them warm.
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When a girl is in her period u get Two forks Shove it up a her pussy watch the blood GUSH out and mix it with the Chili (an other word i made) u made the other day and noddles and have a nice meal
hey rember when i Meat Balled u ??
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The act of a male grabbing his shaft and thrusting mightily until he expels bopjuice and his shaft then goes limp.
"Dude, I came back to the dorm room early last night and I caught you boppin your meat. Next time you do that, lock the door man."
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Deficating in a clothes dryer that contains the clothes of someone whom you dislike.
Did Mark wash his clothes? Good, I'm gonna give that douche an Athens Meat Grinder
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A sloppy, loose vagina that one could likely fit their head inside. That is, if anyone wanted to. Usually found with hoes that try to fuck all their ex's friends after they break up.
Lenny: It seems like shes fucking everyone I know! Have you slept with my ex Jennifer too?
Joey: No, I saw those meat curtains and ran. I'm too young to die.
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A phrase used to describe the act of sucking on a penis. "Meat" meaning the muscular parts of the shaft, and "Chew" meaning to suck, or orally fixate.
I get a kick out of telling bitches to chew my meat.
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