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Frontman and guitarist of Green Day, the best friggin band on the planet, who is a Sex God!
At the Green Day concert last night, by friend threw her panties at Billie Joe Armstrong, sexiest man alive.
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When your roommate is asleep on his top bunk, proceed to come in with your lover and have passionate, rough butt sex with her. You pull out too fast and she shoots poo all over your chest. You are so disgusted by the fact that she pooped on you that you puke all over her back. She is, in turn, disgusted at what you have just done that she turns to yell at you and returns the puking favor. Your roommate is laughing so hard on his bed that he falls off and breaks his arm. you and your lover must take him, covered in poop, vomit, and semen, to the hospital for his injury.
You walk into McDonalds and say to the counterworker, "I would like teh Joe B Special, please".
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gay joe russo is the first ever lgbt+ character to be featured in the marvel cinematic universe. though he is present in only one scene, he has captured the hearts of the lgbt community and is seen as one of the most diverse forms of representation in modern media.
person 1 - man endgame was great!
person 2 - yeah, i really loved gay joe russo’s scene! i feel so well represented.
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Billie Joe Armstrong is the sexiest man alive! He' an amazing guitarist, song writer and singer. I've seen him in the flesh an even seen his ass!He's such a funny guy and he's a great family man with a wife and 2 sons. He's a great front man of GreenDay.You may think they havent been round long but they've been going since 1988! And for those who think he is a "sissy" for wearing eyeliner,he's more of a man than you'll ever be!He's the sexiest guy alive and you need to learn not to judge a book by its cover!
Oh, and by the way I'm evening going to name my son after him!
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when a man is tested for an std and has a q-tip inserted into his urethra his joe is now cotton eyed
If it wasn't for that dirty slut I would never have experienced a cotton eyed joe!
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Touches kids in a creepy way
Umm ya, that kid toucher is a regular joe biden pedophile.
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Frontman of Green Day and a pretty awesome and nice dude. Also no offense but can everyone stop saying he's sexy in all the definitions here? It's getting kind of creepy.
Billie Joe Armstrong has been around since f***ing 198 f***ing 8.
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