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When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.
It smells like dying old man intestines in there
A flaccid, uncircumcised penis.
"I accidentally walked in on my room mate in the shower and saw his wise old anteater flop around while he yelled at me to GTFO.
Someone who believes everything that goes on the internet is true
"That big old Ellis thinks that because it's on urban dictionary it's 100% true!"
Name of reverence given to a guy who gets a lot of women, seemingly with little or no effort.
"Old Skinner ain't no beginner, he had it in'er before dinner"
What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days
My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread
To have huge, veiny, potato calves.
"John has a nice pair of Cary Olds."
When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.
I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.