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When someone forgets its an open-plan office and uses the facilities on the same floor for "reading time"
Whats that smell? Has someone done an office poo again?
When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.
Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.
"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".
A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing
I caught up with Dave last night for a Poos Tim. It was a bit awkward.
When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.
Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!
When you stick you finger up your ass and stick it in an unsuspecting persons ear.
Similar to wet willy or moist margaret
Shanielle: Get away from me why'd you stick your finger in my ear!
Wendy: It's a poo paul :)
When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.
Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.
When an outsider is playing tennis at honda and poo and pees start piling in the courts. They are indigenous to the area and have priority to using the courts since they live in the complex. This will cause a negative effect on the outsider as he can sense the pressure of the poo and pees. This will cause the outsider to have anxiety which results in bad serves and awkward swings because he can feel the poo and pees breathing down on him. The outsider will become nervous and start to make mistakes on the court that he would not of made prior to the arrival of the poo and pees.
Hawk: And that's another missed serve by heater nems! Mercy! He hasn't made one successful serve since the poo and pees came in!
Brenly nems: That's what happens when the poo and pee effect kicks in. It can turn a pro into someone who cant even make a high school team.