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top-player

someone that can't be stopped. Untamable beast.

look up pottah
look up beasting

that nigga is a top-player

by Big bizzle May 01, 2003


Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*

Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*

by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015


Top dog

Leader, especially in a prison where the top boy is called a Top dog.

Can't be selling drugs in prison without going through the Top dog.

by Loverditgdi December 30, 2019


top dog

Either you're one of those who tend to mispronounce "ToppDogg" (Don't worry, many people do) or you were talking about their song.

"Top Dog is so underrated!"
"You mean ToppDogg?"
"No I meant their song, but ToppDogg is too."

by B-Joo's Purple Hair December 26, 2016


Brain and top

Head

Have you ever given brain and top?

by Whimperaudz July 15, 2023


trans top

A transgender man who still has their penis and likes/prefers to use it to penetrate their partner during sex.

Toni (a trans top man) topped me last night when we had sex.

by XandYchromosomes February 03, 2023


Top Shelf

Slang reference to anal sex

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf

by Nasty Neighbors May 28, 2018