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Eating and then throwing up soap, mostly from urinals.
Mike got dared to have his cake at a Bacholer's Party. He was sick for weeks afterwards.
Having Your Cake is a stupid dare most of the time.
to have sex before you break up.
just go cake before you break. man shut the fuck up.
You cum in a man's ass then shove your fist up his Anus and lick his lower back. Then you cum in his mouth and yell "splooge!"
Dude he just splooged all in me like a Tampa bay splooge cake!
You fuck a hairy count ginger on the rag, then frost her cunt with cum. Could also be called a Red Velvet.
I gave that ginger girl a strawberry short cake. :-)
"Good." Both are food items associated with angelic or heavenly imagery (angel food cake, the cream cheese commercials with the angel eating bagels). Plus, both can be really good. Note that "sponge cake" and "cream cheese" are two separate entities, rather than a single dish. It's not that the situation would be as good as sponge cake with cream cheese, but that they are both delicious in their own right.
"If the copy machine doesn't break, then it'll all be sponge cake and cream cheese."
This is when a guy masturbates upside down and cums on his own face. Often licking up the remaining cum.
Dude I was was so lonely last night I gave my self an Upside Down Pineapple Cake.
When you have anal with a girl and jizz in her while you have grabs.
Me and my girl did the Horizontal Crab Cake and now she wont talk to me cause she had to buy two types of creams from the doctor.