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A Negative thought that can feel like it’s consuming your mind. Putting your head into a black hole where all thoughts go to make you feel worse.
I can’t live with these black hole thoughts, they’re eating me alive.
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The act of your asshole clamping down on a seat so tightly From fear that a hole is made in the seat
John: wow we almost hit that car.
Jim: yeah i was so scared I biting doughnut holes
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pinch or wad of smokeless tobacco wrapped or unwrapped in toilet paper and lodged into anus to catch a buzz
yogi: hey bill are you gonna throw in a lipper
Bill: Nah guy i already got one slipped up by buthole
Yogi: so its a dece b-hole lipper
Bill: obviously guy, this shit is effin me up, and sittin real dece
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It's pretty straightforward: When their's a dick in my hole.
While Gabi had anal sex with Hugh Janus, she screamed, "There's a dick in my hole! Aye, chihuahua!"
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When somehow you collapse upon yourself while in debate with a troll. Not realizing you have been trolled until you have fallen victim.
Troll alternate account "okay guys the state of california is actually going to outlaw obesity, we must stand and fight!!"
You "That could never happen, its a violation of our civil rights and what it means to be an american!"
Troll "Whos to say whats american you god damn liberal!"
You "Im not a liberal asshole. I dont even vote or really care!"
Troll "lol"
You "oh fuck me! Troll black hole"
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A reference to one's penis. Originates from the sport of hockey. The area between a hockey goalie's legs is known as the five-hole. Thus, one's penis dangles in the "five-hole region".
Where was their offensive line last night? They were
getting man-handled like Jimmy man-handles his twin brother's five-hole dangler.
And now that Denis is gone and the goal is all LeClaire, he's lookin' like a brick wall with a five-hole dangler....
Good news is, your daughter will love you unconditionally, and accept you for the country-club shoe, Fonzi-shirt wearin', micro-shwee, Fruity Pebble five-hole dangler, support-havin' fague you are.
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Late 60s/ early 70s slang for "cuckolded."
"You better check your bucket" meant "I think your girlfriend's cheating on you, dude."
Is your bucket got a hole in it, fellas?
Now lemme tell you/ how you can check:
When your kisses fail to move her,
And your rap don't seem to groove her,
When your touch don't turn her on,
Fellas, as sure as you're born,
Your bucket got a hole in it.
"Check Your Bucket" - Eddie Bo
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