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When you open a short position on a company and make the company hemorrhage from within with a consulting group and short the stock to oblivion plus set the value of the asset down with high frequency trading and dark pool abuse.
You never close the position to save money on taxes and label it Securties not yet purchased and hope nobody catches on.
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes as you Cellar boxing the company with high frequency trading algorithms and dark pool order routing.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
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on the go snack for the bus or train. a " hold me down" or something to eat before consuming alcoholic beverages, or if you can't wait a few more hours for dinner..
2 peices of fried chicken, a biscuit, and a mashed potato for 3.25 from any fried chicken establishment in the hood.
dude 1: Damn b. We 25minutes from manhattan and i'm starving. let me grab a snack box from the chicken spot real quick before we jump on the Q
dude 2: word.. imma grab a beef patty..
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"Girl, Let me clean out your safety deposit box."
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Statement - have sex; going out with a view to bedding an attractive female; also used as good luck phrase - give it your all.
Gonna go smash some box mate; did he smash any box?; How much box did he smash; mate I smashed some bare crispy box last night
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before i could fuck that bitch i had to munch some box
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Its when you a couple is in a photo booth and you fart in it and proceed to hold the curtain closed and block the exit.
Me and my homie Matthew were in the mall and saw a couple go in a photo booth. We decided to give them a friendly Indiana Hot Box
A male ho who has lots of shoes.
He buys a new pair of shoes almost as often as he takes home a new girl. He's such a shoe box ho!