The fattest most juiciest bum of 'em all. Much better looking than the sun
She walked by, the man exclaimed "dam she got a Sophie's bum "
A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
Omg the Skwirl is such a pain in the bum, reminds me of leni!
Sort of a conversation ender of starter, depends on it is used. Is also an alternative to "say mums", but is said for fun. The phrase is usually just used as a conversation starter or ender.
1: Ayo Cuz, Joel chucked the frisbee and it hit my head, and I chucked it in the bin out of spite
2. Aint no way bor, say bums luv
when someone is being a dickhead you call them a chicken bum
"you're a chicken bum"