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You fell for it...
YOU: CHOCOLATE IS MADE OUT OF COCOA?
ME: NO SHIT SHERLOCK?!
A delicious snack that you can either eat or drink.
Anna: I could really go for some chocolate right now.
Maya: Why don’t we go to the store and buy some?
Anna: Ok!
Chocolate is something brown and long that you can have in any size and also any flavor you can get this at a store, market, or the prison if you drop the soap
-"oops I drop the soap"
-"hee hee"
-" YO WHAT THE HELL, SOMETHING IS UP MY ASS"
-"this chocolate I'm gargling on taste so good"
Something a boyfriend/husband buys a women when it is that time of the month so that she is not a complete an utter bitch
best friend #1: "bro why is my girlfriend being a bitch?"
best friend #2:"does she smell like fish and is bleeding from her vagina?"
best friend #1: :yeah lol"
best friend #2:" just buy her chocolate and she wont be a bitch anymore"
Is there a need to explain?
Chocolate is the meaning of life.
The End.
( food) the best thing in the world, a remedy for all of your pains
person #1: I feel awful today.
person #2: Try eating some chocolate!
person #1(after eating chocolate) : I feel so f*ing amazing!!