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Used when one really doesn't want to even consider doing something, as it may cause them brain trauma. Can also be described as being more appealing than the activity they are trying to get out of.
The thought of posting my significant others name to urbandictionary with a cutesy-pootsie definition of how they are the best person ever causes me to bleed from the eyes.
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every single person in a particular space is touched
After listening to the touching news from the US, there is not a dry eye in the house
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To look at a girl undressing her with your eyes, and wondering what is underneath.
Eyes that look at you creepily- like from afar- by a boy that is looking for sex.
Like- he was making Goo- goo eyes, at me.
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"Holy shit, there's cops on the end of the block!"
"Nigga bust a u-ey then!"
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Not literal, symbolic to immense anger...
"Don't mess with me Sam, or I'll fuck you in the eye"
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The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.
While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.
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When one needs to take a u-turn fast, one would pop a u-ey.
Mom you missed the light, pop a u-ey at the next corner
Pop a u-ey, then make a left at the exit
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