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When your girl is riding you and you cum inside of her and she cums at the same time. You then stay in that position for 5 minutes until you are limp. Then and only then do you pull out and let the juices seep over your coffee table and into your anal cavity. Realizing you have nothing to wipe it with, you wait 30 minutes to reach home, also realizing that your means of transportation is the same means that you have had intercourse inside. When you arrive at your destination, go straight into the bathroom and take off your boxers, hold it up to the light, and you will notice a wet line from the tip of the iceberg to the end of your tail; Leftover Pie.
Man, I had to wait a whole 30 minutes to smell my leftover pie.
When you butt fuck someone after an evening of questionable tandoori cuisine, specifically extra spicy and greasy curry, and cum in the anus. The expected result is an anal cream pie, diarrhoea and ring sting combo for the receiver. Bonus points if the giver shits themselves as well.
I took the missus to Raj’s, went heavy on the cobras and took her home for a Bombay-pie. I chundered.
When you're filling up your gas tank with the trigger locked, the tank fills full but some spills out because you filled her up too much. Often results in your car giving birth to Power Wheels™...
Billy busted a pump-cream pie on his car nine months ago, made his shoes smell like gas. Saw his car on MTV last week, looks like she's having Hot Wheels. What's wrong with kids these days.
The act of packing cocaine underneath the foreskin of your penis, followed by dipping the head of the penis in cocaine once more, and then engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse until reaching climax while creating a numbing-high sensation for the female partner.
Ricky gave me the wildest Memphis Cream Pie last night I swear I almost fainted it was so good!
When you throw chocolate chips at a girl’s vagina.
“My girlfriend got quite upset when I made a chocolate cream pie”
Pretty similar to a cream pie, but you stick your penis in the anus and ooze it with cum
I would love to chocolate cream pie her.
When you push your butt cheeks together while pinching a loaf..
I always have to shower after a chocolate cream pie...