Fortnite is a popular third person shooter game released in 2017 by game company Epic Games that causes parents to go completely fucking ballistic.
Karen: "STOP PLAYING FORTNITE! PLAY LITTLEBIGPLANET, IT'S MUCH MORE CHILD FRIENDLY!"
Jimmy: "Mommy! I'm about to finish this gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmee!!!!!!"
A game where you can make or break relationships, check out thicc skin characters, and is the base on where most 2018 memes come from. This game also makes all those boys in school argue on who's better in the game with a handful of bets and roasts. The game also includes guns and building things players can get.
Person 1: Hey who's better in a 1v1 on fortnite Me or (so n so)y?
Person 2: I put me bets on (so n so).
Person 1: Bruh, he uses two AR's for his layout on fortnite.
Person 2: Yup, I'm placing my bets on you.
Bro 1: Bro I'm such a fortnite
Bro 2: Bro you mean a virgin?
Bro 1: Same thing bro
Bro 2: Bro
A game where you become marry poppins and jump out of the magic school bus.
Wow, is that Fortnite!
fortnite is fucking bullshit, it has a very competitive community. the people you die to 50% of the time are the very skilled players destroying you with a plane. i like that you can buy very cool skins! for a very low price of $30 you can look cool with a pixed character, the $30 you spend is really worth it since you gain absolutely no advantage from having the skin. I like that quadlaunchers and p90s were added to the game to make the skill gap very clear.
OH MY GOD WHAT HAS FORTNITE COME TO!!! ALL I DO IS DIE TO FUCKING PLANES!