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the experience in the bathroom after eating Taco Bell, Del Taco and Rusty Taco within two hours
Guy 1: are you okay!? in there?!?
guy 2: no I have fire in my butthole!! get the fire extinguisher!
Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.
It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.
“Is that neighbor burning shit again”
“Must be fire Tuesday already”
When you clap her cheeks at high speed making them red and blue then bust into the air showing your love for america
I’m going to fire-cack-her on the beach on fourth of july.
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The one thing you definitely don't want to get in your urethra.
It's literally a fire ant, why would you even bother looking that up?
A red headed weightlifter who can lift more than two times their body weight just like an ant 🐜
Big reds dead lift was massive he is such a fire ant 🐜
When someone gets angry at someone for doing a magic trick in the olden times, and makes a fire with you attached to it like a roast chicken leg.
PERSON: Hello!
YOU: wanna see a magic trick?
PERSON: No! Now you shall die in a sacrificial fire!
YOU: Fuck.