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A Tumblr Word and phrase that describes brutally misinterpreting something to the point it’s a whole new post or not comprehending something so horribly wrong that it’s a whole new sentence.
Comes from the Tumblr post where someone says “the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor” “HOW DARE YOU SAY WE PISS ON THE POOR!” /j
An example
Person 1: “My friend was talking about this show that has depictions of incest and how it was pretty good”
Person 2: “INCEST IS SO BAD BRO YOUR FRIEND LIKES THAT SHIT??”
Person 1: “piss on the poor right there what the fuck?”
When someone gets pissed at you, usually a sibling, spouse or friend, and instead of taking it out all at once, he/she lets it out little by little for a couple of days. They do this to try to hide that they are mad at them. This usually comes with slight punches and violence and not talking to you that much. When they do punch or kick, they usually say the words, "oops," or "just kidding."
Dude, I dropped my brother's phone into the pool, I think he's trying to pull off a pissed-off-fade-away move on me.
When a guy cums in a woman's ass and then she has to shit and it comes out like piss or water.
He left me with pissing asshole syndrome the other night.
You didn't get anything,
There is nothing to show for it.
Can be a result connected to Karma
If you try to bamboozle the system,
you wind up getting dog piss jones
Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.
"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
a sexual game where a bunch of men stand around a lemon, and urinate directly onto the lemon.
The one who finishes last has to squirt the lemon directly into their mouth.
Gay Man 1: "Hey dudes, you wanna play the piss lemon game?"
Shaggy from Scooby Doo: "Hell yeah!"
when someone pisses you off so much you think “pissing me off” isn't good enough
Prianna: “Moradasia lowkey pissing my whistle gang”