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A lonely man who lives in folsom CA, and thinks he knows everything about everything when in fact he’s just a stupid turd who sucks dick.
Chris is a millennial fuck stick
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When a girl shoves a a stick from a tree up their vagina.
Emily wont stop doing the innapropiatte stick act in my backyard, I have cum on my tree now.
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When a girl shoves a stick from a tree up their vagina.
Emily wont stop doing the innapropiatte stick act in my backyard.
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A Weapon of Mass Destruction used to knock woman unconscious. Forcibly making them forget the incident ever happened.
Hey Bobby! Pass me The Forget-Me Stick, I don’t want her to wake up!
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during sex when the dudes cock gains, erm, entry...need I say anymore?
"did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"
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Getting beat up by a hockey stick.
This is the cold weather version of the Baseball Bat Treatment.
Noah: Can you believe this?! Someone tried to break into my house in the middle of the night!
Luke: Did you call 911?
Noah: No, he got the hockey stick treatment!
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When a person is giving you a blowjob and as you’re about to finish you grab the back of their head, slam it down as you finish, so then their head comes flying back up and off your dick, thus representing a pogo stick
Sara was giving me head when I decided to use the pogo stick method. She hurt her neck but it felt sooo good
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