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When your significant other has a dried vagina so you lick it to get it moisturised
We were getting ready but i had to perform a Krusty’s Fun House.
When two women; who are 5ft or shorter; Eiffel Tower a guy (guy gets pegged by one of the women when doing the other)
Cathy and Beth; looked at Figo and simultaneously suggested they “tiny house” him.
The abode of pretentious trailer trash.
I don't live in a mobile home, I live in a tiny house, mobile homes are for poor people and comply with safety regulations.....
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The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.
Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.
When you’re eating pussy and pour an Irish lager on it
Man Lindsey let me give her an Irish chow house last night