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Melatonian Death Ray

Melatonian Death Ray: anything that a black person may be holding at any time, threateningly or not. Actual posession of a Melatonian Death Ray not required.

Running around with a Melatonian Death Ray*. No wonder he got shot.

by PumpkinQueen Expiring@12 April 5, 2018


Death Penalty

Death penalty is a punishment for criminals. But is it really ? A punishment is not supposed to be definitive. But don't misundertand. Murderers of any kinds must be stopped. Problem is, who ever said we could take a life ? The criminal took one (or more) while he was not allowed to. But we are not allowed to either. We can't hope for respect if we ourselves don't apply it. Even if the criminal killed someone, we don't have any right to take his life. Not that he does not deserve it : he does. But let's be logical. Is it usefull to tell a child not to smoke while he sees you smoke everyday ? I don't think so. It is useless and dumb to kill someone because he's killed someone. Of course, this one killer won't do it again : but others will.

Moreover, to die is too easy. A murderer who has raped children and killed them has to live for the rest of his life thinking about it, regreting it. If he dies, it's quickly over. If it was only me, I would torture them (physically or psychologically) every single day until they ask for suicide because of too much remorse. Only then, they can die. They have to earn their death.

So for the criminals, I would rather choose perpetuity over death penalty. Or death penalty but more sadist than just an easy death. The problem is that nowadays, perpetuity costs a lot of money because criminals clearly live well in prison. This is not even jail anymore. Prisons must become prisons again.

And then, death penalty would not have to exist anymore.

If someone rapes your sister and then kills her, would you want him dead already ? For a seconde yes, but when he's dead, you'll realize it was not worth it. What is worth it however is making him endure what he's done, psychologically harrassing him until his last breath. Then, your sister would be avenged. And a murderer would have been stopped, without death penalty.

by ticengins June 5, 2017


death alley

An entire corner or row on a Monopoly board that is owned by one person, has nearly maxed out hotels, and requires either extreme luck or thousands of dollars for others to pass.

Luis was approaching death alley, and would likely lose unless he rolls a 5, a 7, or a 12.

by b o n k April 14, 2021


dead before death

Song by Emit

Guy 1: Have you listened to "dead before death"?
Guy 2: Yeah! It's creepy as shit!

by Idkish June 12, 2022


death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 11, 2023


Spinning Beach Ball of Death

The rainbow-colored beach ball/pinwheel that pops up whenever you force-close an app or your mac is slow.

Guy1: I got the spinning beach ball of death again
Guy2: So? Who cares?

by fakename06 December 29, 2018


Death hole

A place where someone feels like they could die.

Usually is used negatively to express that they are so afraid of something that they feel like they could die if they stayed there.

Person 1:I hate hotels.. I think it's my death hole
Person 2:Yeah, they are so gross.. I heard some don't change the seats.

by Awesome Bloxy February 6, 2022