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A lonely man who lives in folsom CA, and thinks he knows everything about everything when in fact he’s just a stupid turd who sucks dick.
Chris is a millennial fuck stick
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When a girl shoves a a stick from a tree up their vagina.
Emily wont stop doing the innapropiatte stick act in my backyard, I have cum on my tree now.
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When a girl shoves a stick from a tree up their vagina.
Emily wont stop doing the innapropiatte stick act in my backyard.
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during sex when the dudes cock gains, erm, entry...need I say anymore?
"did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"
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A Weapon of Mass Destruction used to knock woman unconscious. Forcibly making them forget the incident ever happened.
Hey Bobby! Pass me The Forget-Me Stick, I don’t want her to wake up!
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It is a daddylicous thing that is stuck to a mans groin, that thing is their penis. But their is one rule, the penis has to be thick and chunky.
"oh my god dude, did you see Ariana Grande sucking Shawn Mendes's big juicy stick?"
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Getting beat up by a hockey stick.
This is the cold weather version of the Baseball Bat Treatment.
Noah: Can you believe this?! Someone tried to break into my house in the middle of the night!
Luke: Did you call 911?
Noah: No, he got the hockey stick treatment!
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