bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
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Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

bird in the hallway

When someone from the hood has their smoke alarm beeping and won't change the batteries.

"Damn, the bird in the hallway is getting real annoying!"

goof bird

a dumb kid that can’t function properly.

"whats two plus two"
“yo you’re such a goof bird it’s four"

Bird feeder

A type of punishment dished out for stupidness, abscence or as initiation within a rugby club. 2 persons required, a mother bird and and baby bird. The 'Mother bird' consumes alcohol until vomit is produced and must 'feed' the baby bird.

Miles and Han missed the first rugby tournament of the year for unknown reasons. Miles must now bird feeder Han.

Bird Feeder

Preformed by 2 men. One lays in doggy style and the other one does the same with their mouth on their anus. The front one takes laxatives and washes it down with prune juice. The front one defecates into the other’s mouth and he chews it until it’s a liquid. The other man then puts his penis into his mouth and strokes it back and forth until he nuts in it. Then the man with the concoction in his mouth spits it into the other guys mouth and they make-out. Passing the concoction back and forth between each other’s mouth.

“I am so excited to try the Bird Feeder with Allen tonight!” Ethan States

bird feeder

The sexual act in which a man receives a rim job and a blow job at the same time from multiple partners

Dude I totally got Shelby and Jessica to give me the bird feeder

Bird juice

Bird cum mixed with bird titty milk

Yo that was some delicious bird juice!