Its when you piss on someone's dick, and they fuck you in the ass with it..
Are you in there wet tailing it again?
Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy
My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy
A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
Similar to the mile high club but requires having sex on a boat, yacht or jet ski
While I was on the cruise I fucked this lady and became a member of the wet mile club.
wet fold are slick flaps of skin between a females legs.
A mentally retarded female who attends a party.
Man:Wow, Kelly is such a wet lampshade.
Lady: oh i know right.
Kelly: derf...
Getting head while eating pasta.
Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.