When you make your way to the toilet with haste due to badly needing a shit
Example 1:
"Mate I was doing 90 in a school zone, I was seriously poo stigging it"
Example 2:
"Check matey over there running, he's poo stigging it him"
The act of pinning the weakest friend to the ground and holding his face and picking who’s ass is the hairiest and sitting, bare ass, on the friends face.
Eli gave me a nasty poo doo. I could taste his butthole.
A ritual in which porcelain bowl and human mate with one another
Get out of here Dewey, you don’t want no part of this shit! We’re doin Poo-Doo!
The act that occurs sometimes after removing soiled fingers from a rectum then finger painting from under the nose to the edge of the mouth and down to the chin in one smoothe motion.
I was feeling inspired and gave myself the most beautiful Poo Manchu the world has seen after massaging my prostate on taco Tuesday.
The act of unknowingly performing a mustache ride in reverse and suffering the physical consequences and repercussions of this task, hence, a goatee/mustache full of dingle berries.
I totally thought that cody was giving his sister a full frontal stache trip but that mofo came out with a poo-man-chu.
When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.
Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons
When you go on the toilet for an exciting event
I'll tell you when i did a poo in 363 secods