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A man who is desperate for greek womens toes and contemplates him suckling on their velumptious nails. He is also a known farmer of small teams such as Collingwood and Boroondara. His favourite thing to do is to be close to Max De Souza. He especially likes when Max calls him his little pre npl king. They also regularly flick each others nipples in a sexual act. His favourite excirsize is jawline excersizes which he regularly flashes to greek girls. He runs Mount Waverely and is king of the canteen his favourite meal is a chocolate cookie.
Alex Lomuto farms small teams.
this guy is just the best man alive and basically yeah
yo Alex Prior i think you’re amazing, ughhhh
a boy who really loves jet skis
alex’s gf: “When Stephen Alex Root isn’t paying attention to me, he’s on his jet ski.”
Average teen with balls the size of bowling balls
Alex Aristonic has large balls
Alex Chua in an uptight piece of shit. Everyone fake friends him because if he has no friends he goes psycho, he craves attention and always blames other people because he wants all the attention to him self. His ego is big and he only uses other people for him to go on top. He's selfish, arrogant, spoilt and unbearable, people just want him to go away.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Alex Chua, I can't stand him, he's such a bitch, no one likes him
Guy 2: I know right, I can't believe he thinks that he's so good
Guy 1: He literally made the whole class clap for him because he taught his joke was "funny"
Guy 2: He really needs to get a life
A dirty Alex Tucker is when you are masturbating and your whole family walks into your room so you have a group orgy and get pegged by your mum.
My family just got home, time to pull a Dirty Alex Tucker
Gets sucked off by rhian everyday and she can't deny it or she is big gay and wants to fuck Lewis
Alex birch is gay