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Pussy whip is old news. To really keep a guy, you have to anal whip him. Show him you are the his soulmate by letting him stroke and murder that anus!!!
Girl, to keep these modern men -- You have to anal whip them...
Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.
Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".
When you have to poop in a hurry so you let out just enough to stop the pain.
C- Why are you so pissy?
D- Dude, I am just a little anal retentive and the paper was so hard I got paper cuts on my ass.
Anal solo is when you put a kazoo into someone’s ass and blow into it.
On the other hand anal orchestra is when you put multiple kazoos into someones ass and blow into them.
Person 1: Yo what did you do with your partner on your date?
Person 2: We went out for dinner first, but then we went back to my place and I gave them some nice anal solo and orchestra.
Person 1: Ayo y’all crazy for doing that on the first date!
Asshole. Man pussy. Turd cutter. Anal rangers
Those two anal rangers are playing peek-a-boo with one another's brown eye. Tony loves to be called captain Cornhole when he's riding Bruce's man pussy. What a bunch of anal rangers.
An anal weep is the shriek or cry that happens when you are having rough sex from behind and by accident the mans penis is abruptly inserted into the anal cavity by accident.
An example of an anal weep would be “me and my boyfriend were having crazy sex and he flipped me over to hit it from behind and by accident it went into my ass. I wept from the pain of it going in so quickly without warning”
Its When Your Partner Shits into a condom and you suck on it until its all gone and you shit out a new turd for your partner to suck on.
damn daniel thats a nice turd wanna do blowy anal