porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”

That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.

bean paste

bean paste is bean paste

Yo that's so bean paste

String bean pie

Pie with string beans in it

Aw man that (string bean pie) was delish

Baked Beaned

Just really high

Dude im totally baked beaned right now

blubber bean

when a "fart" runs up the anterior side of the body (instead of posterior), trapping the toxic gas in the scrotum...causing the male genitals to inflate like a balloon, and causing extreme disgust/discomfort.

While lying on your sofa you let out ablubber bean...disgusted with yourself you lay motionless, hoping that nobody would notice the look of shame on your face or smell the horror that lurked inside your pants.

Bean stick

Another phrase for a dab pen

Bro: hey man, you got the bean stick?
Bro 2: yeah I gotchu, this pen hits hard

Bean squat

Very little; negligible

The experienced nurses commented that new orderly at the nursing home didn't know "bean squat" about working with alzheimer patients.